Oh, where is my love?

Upon the arrival of dear friends, I had a great time last night. This is not to say that I didn't have a splendid time with my lady friend beforehand. First we watched a video called The Secrets of Mormonism. Supposedly, they believe that the god's are getting it like porn stars, sent their offspring to earth, and we're supposed to get it like porn stars here. I'm honestly not really down with that. Thats just my personal preference though. I would like to settle down with one woman and would be content to lie with her for the rest of my days. So the polygamy thing is out. Statistics used in the video claimed that the divorce rate in Utah is through the roof. Obviously something must not be right there.

But seriously folks, what I'm really interested in is blood atonement. Ho-ly shit. If you commit an unforgivable sin that God can't forgive, you have to give your blood. You do NOT have to give your consent for this to happen. They have their own mafia style hits. Wicked wild. In the documentary, a former Mormon lady was interviewed. She told of how she married her husband and they did not partake in polygamy and had an amazing relationship. She then informed the viewers of how he was taken from her by blood atonement. Her half-brothers came in and shot him up right in front of her. There were 2 others slayings within that family in the same day. So she told us this, and of course the obvious happened: she was killed 1 week after the interview.

I am going to make my own religion. I think I'll name it the "Whatevs." I can see it now. "Hey Ryan, Steve thinks this about this and stuff." "Cool man, whatevs. You got any steak?"

Uptight does not even begin to describe Mormonism. No caffeine, tobacco, porn...well I guess you don't need porn when you're sleeping with 15 women. They have their rules just like everyone else though. I mean, Christians are encouraged to beg forgiveness for their "sins" daily, but have they killed before? Oh yes. Cleansing of the wickedness of man by cleansing the man of himself...oh yes. Punishing the sins of others by waging war, then using the old testament to back it up. Because the Bible CLEARLY states that war is blessed by God. That was a joke. First, what does the Bible clearly say? Second, are you God? No? Then how in the hell do you known what he wants or approves of? Oh you read the Bible? Great cycle.

So, Christians aren't much different than other extremist religions....then again, what religion isn't extreme? So Muslims kills Americans...so do Christians. I mean, its not like we actually have a death penalty for the sins we deem unforgivable. Its not like good people are pushed away by the church everyday, left feeling judged, cast out, and damned. I would use the word hypocritical, but that word has been tainted by the preachers, so I will not touch it.

Thanks for reading if you do, feel free to use blood atonement for my heresy.

Seriously I'll probably have been whacked in about a week.

Wait. Am I telling you that there are people right here in America that view people as sinners only graced by blood atonement, and that would kill us because we do not believe the same? Are you telling me that there is such an occult following here that could do major damage here in the states with all of the economic shares that they hold and the bicycle gangs? Hell yes I am. You want potential terrorists? Look no further than Utah.

I don't care one way or another. I'm not out to hate on Mormons. I don't give a damn what you believe or what you do because of it. I guess if I believed in anything enough, I would be a little more extreme, but I'm too tired to run that kind of race anymore. I think I actually had a crush on a Mormon girl one time. Whatevs.


EDIT

Ok. Just in case this gets out of hand, many of the things that I said in this were complete sarcasm. I in no way discriminate against Mormons. Everybody believes whatever they want and that is fine with me. I am no one to judge. If you don't vote, don't complain. If you don't believe, keep your criticism for things you actually know about.

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